nochillneymar:

people whose number 1 nt squad is the usa are probably rednecks from the deep south who take their sons alligator hunting on their 13th birthdays as an initiation into manhood

10 Steps to Self Care

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. If it feels wrong, don’t do it.
2. Say “exactly” what you mean.
3. Don’t be a people pleaser.
4. Trust your instincts.
5. Never speak badly about yourself.
6. Never give up on your dreams.
7. Don’t be afraid to say “no”.
8. Don’t be afraid to say “yes”.
9. Resist the need to always have control.
10. Stay away from drama and negativity – as much as possible.
Source: Lessons Learned in Life

Michael Jackson, Moonwalker (1988)

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible. —Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

Some white people are so privileged, they expect sympathy for their guilt. —(via smidgetz)

U WAS MY BABY, MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE

charlottedreaming:

Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video just broke the Vevo record with 19.6 million views in 24 hours. The record was previously held by Miley Cyrus. Shout outs to Nicki reclaiming Black women’s sexuality while defeating the very white woman who tried to accessorize it.

henridecorinth:

You’re Next by Adam Wingard, 2011.

bellecosby:

s4ndy:

jadethemerman:

Serving looks

woah!

fuck it up bitch!!

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask

e-brat:

i could literally just sit here and watch this gif for 26 executive minutes 

madeupmonkeyshit:

when you see a fat ass